MY neighbour works for Nissan and comes home in an array of latest registered top notch 4 x 4s.

He caused a stir this week when he arrived in the company’s latest model – a Nissan Cube.

Sorry, Nissan, but it’s laughable, it is the ugliest car I have ever seen.

His wife had me in stitches when she welcomed him with puppet like moves and the song “Postman Pat”.

He wasn’t a bit happy.

She said he had taken her out (complete with camouflage sunglasses) in it the previous day and had never been so embarrassed. Everyone was pointing at them and laughing.

I must say it makes my previously most hated car – that Fiat with a big square top – look positively pretty.

I honestly didn’t know whether the car was a car, a van or a pretend 4 x 4.

It might be a forerunner to the new-look electric cars, but that sort of shape will certainly take some getting used to.

Apparently it is a nice ride and has plenty headroom inside, but it looks just awful.

It’s certainly an attention seeker.