WATCH: Man captures spooky footage of ghost in Abbey Wood

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PICTURED - Ghosts, big cats and crocodiles: The scariest sightings in south-east London and north Kent

10 more predictions from blind mystic who predicted 9/11, rise of Isis, Boxing Day tsunami and Brexit

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'Save Cyril': Thousands sign petition to protect 'much-loved' Woolwich squirrel from pest controllers

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Welling man mistook noisy pigeons for neighbour having an orgasm following solar panel hell

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BEAKING NEWS: Feeling peckish? Thamesmead Heron returns to KFC

NAILED IT! Can you spot the typo in this ‘professional’ Gravesend salon sign?

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WTF?! Man in a van hands out weird ‘sex ticket’ to woman in Bexleyheath

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POLL: Is there a dinosaur or an elephant in the Gravesend sky?

12 crazy News Shopper stories that could be April Fools’ Day jokes but aren’t

WATCH: Bromley man in training to beat bizarre world record

Help the lost Easter Bunny find his way and you could win a fantastic prize

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VIDEO: Sisters reach for world record with huge loom-band chain

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Brockley artist sculpts satirical broccoli-eating fat cat out of construction sand – get it?

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IN PICTURES: 4 Kinnell, you should see this for a Ha-Ha - 20 of the weirdest, funniest and rudest addresses

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Viral video shows off Brighton at its quirky best

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That looks as much use as a chocolate teapot - oh, wait ...

Could this be the stingiest sale in London? Lee Green shop advertises discount of ‘up to 1%’

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Can I take a selfie while driving? 20 very stupid questions people keep asking the police

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From a prosthetic leg to £15K cash: The bizarre items left on London’s travel network

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Has the face of Jesus appeared in the Waste4Fuel mountain?

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Is there a huge spider on the loose in Penge?

Here's why two very creepy life-size Victorian dolls have been roaming around London to freak people out

Woolwich peacock STILL on the run after fleeing 'bullies'

POLL: Fire Brigade releases details of toilet rescues including man trapped between loo and wall - but have you ever become stuck?

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Feline peckish: Security-evading cat spotted on shelves of Brockley Sainsbury's

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VIDEO: Kent prankster dances half-naked in Greenhithe Asda store

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Muahahaha: News Shopper's top five Halloween jokes

Dog escapes then turns up at owner's friend's door EIGHT miles away in Lewisham

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Spider-man: He survived dangers in Libya and Australian outback but army veteran is floored by false widow spider in Swanley

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Carrying food poisoning and covered in poo: How dirty is your child's teddy?

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Man spots 'supernatural' orb in spooky pictures of Cutty Sark

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See inside the amazing car that could travel 10 miles to you in just 36 seconds

Find out how to absorb alcohol through your eyeballs in London

Does Catford have the world's best dog fouling poster?

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British holidaymakers offered FREE stay in Ibiza- there's just one catch

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The Bill - police help ducks cross Catford road

ASAP Rocky 'run over' while filming Thamesmead biker video

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VIDEO: Meet the singing dogs of Plumstead

UPDATE: 'Feral' killer seagull 'munching' through Plumstead pigeon population

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UPDATE: Singing dogs come to Plumstead park this weekend

High security as 'world's most poisonous garden' opens at the Horniman

BEAKING NEWS: In a flap about Universal Credit? Head to Catford Nando's

Jurassic Park - T-Rex dinosaur on a truck spotted in Greenwich

Left in a jam: Man stuck in train toilet forced to TWEET Southeastern staff for help

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Motorcycling dog in a bag takes Woolwich ferry - but is he being ruff-ly treated?

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Lady Gaga gives birth - to an amphibian

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Mystery surrounds high-pitched sound bothering residents in Sidcup

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